Butt Spider

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.

Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.

by Bumblebug August 10, 2006

Spidar

Affinity's other alias.

Affinity is also known as Spidar

by Affinity December 12, 2003

spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

by splatterslatz June 18, 2007

spider head

First mentioned in the Bass Millionaire song, "Smokin' Indians," spider head means when one receives oral sex from eight different partners at the same time.

They just gave me spider head in my bed!

by Bass Kid April 17, 2011

Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.

"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"

by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009

fanny spider

when some slag things, oh, lets get my little pet out from down below and sends it to some autistic boy and even he is disgusted by it and the 74646 hairy fanny legs.

fuck me it's a real life fanny spider, wouldn't want that bastard in me bed al get african bum disease

by Big fat fanny spider April 22, 2018

spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003