Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

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Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

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some fries with that

Refers to somebody cheating on a partner; not satisfied with a partner; booty call; Friend with benefits on the side.

"His current lady isn't enough and he wants some fries with that. He's total cheating scum."

"Girl, you make me want some fries with that!"

"I'd never get fries with that, baby, I'm faithful to you."

by meaganyall April 6, 2009

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Tongue some Sausage

When a drunken girl finds a equally drunk guy, brings him back to her room and asks to preform oral sex on the guy.

A female giving oral sex to a male that you dont know to well and just doing it to please them in hopes of having sex with them later on.

Hey can I tongue some sausage tonight when we get back?

by Wray house September 18, 2009

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