Reverse Scauri Slurp 

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

Reverse Scauri Slurp by spickles22 November 18, 2024

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

Festive Peppermint Slurpee by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Cheese wiz slurpy

The act when someone unknowingly slurps a different man’s hot load out of a woman’s pussy.

Hate when i get a cheese wiz slurpy when i get home from work

Cheese wiz slurpy by Crankbanger February 8, 2026

Bolivia Aquatic Slurp

The Bolivia Aquatic Slurp is when your girl or a girl is having explosive diarrhea and instead of helping her wipe you slurp it while scuba diving in a tropical place.

I heard when they went on vacation harry gave her the Bolivia aquatic slurp treatment

Bolivia Aquatic Slurp by Poop the frog March 10, 2026

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE 

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE by genemutant November 22, 2023