short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

by Zach G. October 31, 2003

shortdawg

a hot dog, kielbasa or bratwurst, with or without bun

"Dose are some badass shortdawgs, serve me one and pass da mustard."

by jimwitt May 31, 2007

shortbusish

Refering to one acting retarted. See also spedish

Joey is being all shortbusish when licking the windows.

by Jophes October 5, 2008

short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

by Kyle Kiz February 4, 2009

Shortbusy

Something stupid/retarded. Mentally handicapped people ride the shortbus, so something stupid is shortbusy.

Teacher: Big project on the Soviet Union due in two days, folks.

Student: Ah, man...That's so shortbusy.

by Sierra Hem. August 21, 2009

Shortbus Bio Fuel

one of the holy names of weed, popularized on the G4 television show "Code Monkeys"

Lets get some shortbus bio fuel man, i need to get high.

by mini bong man5 October 19, 2010

ShortayB

A guy that pretends to be a girl real name Richie, but lives as a girl because he can not accept how small his willy is. Normally lives life as an Asian addicted to games such as habbo edating as nobody wants them. Can be seen sitting in casinos getting no bets as nobody trusts the he/she.

Did you hear that ShortayB lost his penis?
No silly it isn't lost he just can't find it so is pretending to be a chick!

by l0l0l0l0l0l0l//gg March 29, 2011