shoe idiot

refers to one's appreciation for foot attire. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature. In special circumstances, an aging urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Shoe Idiot, but only if his collection also includes seven or more sneaks that have either been worn by MJ or Sheed, or have been made and designed by someone named Fukijama or Mr. Bape.

If you can't fit another box of sneaks in your mom's garage, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

If you know what the Jordan XVII looks like, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

by dakidd187 March 23, 2009

Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?

by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

No-Scope

The act of pinching the tip of ones penis before ejaculation and then releasing, thus creating a powerful projectile of semen and targeted torward a femals eye, once landed, the man shouts "no-scope!"

Veater said he no-scoped Chelsea from 10 feet!

by The Big Ezzie January 11, 2011

Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

by Shmeego May 5, 2005

shaper

n.(modern amer. slang) The churned-up mix of shit and paper in a badly backed-up toilet.

I couldn't use the bathroom because the toilets were full to the brim with shaper.

by Whiteyford December 9, 2004

scope

to be "eyein'".
when a predator seeks its prey.
often used to describe the staring done by an individual on a sexual prospect at a certain distance.

damn! did you scope the dash on that stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

Shoebacci

A contest in the race for "shotgun" in a carpool situation. When the car comes into sight, the challengers may ammend the origional "Shotgun" request. If "Shoebacci" is called legally, the driver may accept the request. If this is the case, the driver will select a target for the contestants to throw their respective shoes at. As in regulation Bacci Ball, the contestant who landed the shoe closest to target wins shotgun. The Incumbant Shitgun Caller may choose to go first or last or in the middle if applicable. The driver must return the shoes to the contestants.

Passenger A- "Shotgun, no Blitz!"

Passenger B- "Shoebacci!!"

Driver: "OK Ladies, hit that lamp post?"

by Ethan147 January 10, 2008