Scott

Someone who manages to be more tired than you, while making much less effort than anybody, in everything.

"I'm shattered. Media was well hard for the 5 minutes I was there. I'm going to bed. See you next week." said Scott.

by Matt McBetterthanthom April 23, 2011

scott parker

the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.

"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"

by King of the Sands September 18, 2011

Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008

scotoe

A popular dutch term for power-abusing policemen.

pronunciation: Skoe-Too

Those scotoe are nasty!

We have got some scotoe after us!

by L. Graffelman July 28, 2005

travis scott

that one guy from fortnite that killed 8 people in a concert while eating a burger with his own name in it.

wait travis scott makes music too?

by pwnda December 10, 2021

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 5, 2004