Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad

i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no

by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

Friend: Sends a meme
You: Reply SALTS
Friend: What does that mean?
You: Smiled A Little Then Stopped

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.

Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.

by opyo December 30, 2020

Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.

Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021

Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.

His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.

by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022

Bath Salt

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin

"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"

by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021