trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Syrian Surprise

When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.

Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?

Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*

Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.

by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018

Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019