Universe speed

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).

I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!

by LingDanc803 September 07, 2023

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.

Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

by Uberfraulein June 02, 2018

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 03, 2006

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 01, 2022

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian June 30, 2011

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010