jonathan the savage

A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions

Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)

Jonathan the savage was eyeing bitches' ass and tites all day

by jonny man March 20, 2015

kong the savage

Logan Paul's dog.

"This is Kong the savage."

by Dfijkop October 1, 2017

God my lord and savior

You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!

Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!

by iloveGod58 June 24, 2021

Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression

After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage

by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021

right-click-save

How to make NFT bros cry

NFT Bro: you like this? Cost me 2.2 ethereum.
Smart person: right-click-saves Really? I got it for free.

by wooooooooods February 17, 2022

Saver's remorse

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.

Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.

by r&r_metro December 9, 2008

Save The Load

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.

Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"

by Elemental Penis June 2, 2015