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Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.
Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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Sobieraj

The name given to a person of a lower intellect. It brands the bearer with an inevitable life of pain and torture due to the person's lack of logical thinking and perception. Sobierajs usually enjoy fishing because it is a mindnumbing sport.
"Hey, what is your name?"
"Mi nem is Sobieraj"
"Rip"
by DelicofBraxen December 3, 2018
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So Cal Bro

So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"

They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.

While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.

When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
Ex. Do you think she's fucking him? Nah he's a So Cal Bro, he's not hitting that.
by YoursTruly503 January 15, 2013
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sobro

a part of the world where it is still cool have private clubs, and where everyone answers to the "king". sobro is a kingdom where everyone is real "hardcore" and you are as cool as the number of beers you can drink, but lets remind ourselves sobro does after all stand for south BROOKLINE. members of sobro wil only travel in multiples of 2 (one dick for each ass) but never less than 4 (always down for the gangbang). little girls be careful because between the incessant bumfucks within the royal family, and the paddling of little boys, they have been known to show signs of heterosexuality, but you must be below a certain height to play (dennis' bellybutton). Sobro is a place where rape is "the coolest" and if you have enough people backing you up, you might have the balls to cut someones plasma screen, if of course no one is looking. Sobronians are the reason people are scared to have parties, because they are convinced trashing peoples shit is badass. those of you out there ashamed of the enormous mansion your family owns or the car your rentals gave you as soon as you got your permit, sobro is a sanctuary where you can always be sure wealthy pricks will be pretending to be underprivileged in order to gain friends. Cute nicknames boys! dont talk what you havent got biiaaaach
whos tha hoes? kids from ...!

one of your boys got robbed and no one did shit?
by cumonyourfaceyoupussies April 3, 2005
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SOB

Self Obsessed Bitch.
A SOB can generally be found in the bathroom, preening in front of the mirror, trying to make her dress look even shorter or wiping off the make up that has run down her face while she was puking out the results of excessive alcohol consumption. Her only purpose for alcohol abuse is to have an excuse for ridiculously whore-ish behaviour. Smoking is another bad habit of SOBs, however her purpose for smoking is not to inhale niccotine and satisfy a craving, but rather to appear sophisticated and hardcore (more like whorecore). She enjoys commenting on photos from the night before, trying to highlight how 'totally normal' her 'party girl' lifestyle is. In the SOBs early life she has been the opposite of what she is now, and undertook this lifestyle for the social attention. Everyone around her thinks she is drunk attention seeking whore. Guys however can be blinded by the whore-ish behaviour and excessively revealing attire, leading the SOB to entertain many a drunken hook-up. SOBs are later offended when said drunken hook-ups refuse to acknowledge their participation in such hook-ups. Once again proving the flawed mentality of the SOBs desperate lifestyle. If you should happen to encounter a SOB, you might want to give her a condom to prevent the unnecessary spread of HIV. Or just kick her drunken ass out of the party, improving the night for everyone involved.
Girl 1: Look at that drunk girl, grinding on every guy.

Girl 2: Yeah, she's such a SOB.
by Makingabetterworld April 11, 2010
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soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.
" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"
by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005
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Sobvs

Short for so obvious.
I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.
by Eli June 19, 2006
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