Russian Man Hug

When a man runs up to you, yells "I'm Putin it in!" Gives you a bear hug... But he's got a boner so big and strong it rips through both his and your clothes, and penetrates both your vagina and anus so violently that it creates one big uni-hole but you'll be okay because all Russians cum vodka so it's sterile.

"Girl, that last client jus Russian man hugged me!"
"Well, looks like you're in the fisting business now!"

by AssHairyLikeBackOfBear June 6, 2015

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Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

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blue russian

60% vodka 40% blue snow cone syrup shot, originated in Virginia

how much for a blue russian?

by thetut December 25, 2007

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russian roulette

The deadly game Ronnie Radke mentions in "Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche".

"Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet.."

by Anaaaaaaaaaaa April 6, 2008

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Russian Sleeper

You stick it in a girls vagina or ass and just let it sit there without sliding in and out Hence the name sleeper cuz u don't move it just sleeps in thereUse when your tired of slding and you don't want to thrust

Use when your tired of slding and you don't want to thrust
Oh billy Russian sleeper me

by Hitman47 January 11, 2008

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