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moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021
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hot rubber boots

when you use a rubber boot as a condom and nut 13 times in it.
ooh you made my "hot rubber boots" scrumptious charline.
by muchie meaties February 22, 2021
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german rubber

Excessive anal perpetration, Diameter wise, that leads to a permanently stretched anus.
“Mr.Epstein gave little daisy German rubber
by The lean bener March 9, 2021
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Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater
"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆
by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021
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Lesbian rubber

by Skeet fuck shit June 26, 2021
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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
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