ricer

poor attempt to make an import "fast", when indeed the upgrades done to the car dont really improve performance at all. mostly late 80's to mid 90's hondas, toyotas, etc. they consist of huge unessesary spoilers, huge fart can exhaust pipes that make their 4 cylinders sound even shittier, bodykits that havent been painted and are held on by bolts or whatever the ricer could hold it up with. lets not forget the most important ricer upgrade, the clear tailights and HID headlights.

"I smoked a ricer in my 96 Impala SS with minimal traction on a wet road"
"Look at that stupid ricer.lets race it."
"i just beat a turbocharged ricer Mazda protege in my Impala"

by eddd123 January 11, 2008

Rice

1.easily the best grain, side dish, food out in the world.
2.the best invention the chinese gave us since fireworks
3. a food that goes with any food at any given moment.

in a chinese voice..."OH NO RICE AGAIN?"

Hey did you cook the rice?
no why?
*first guy walks out the door

by iloverice100 November 14, 2010

Rice Queen

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.

Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.

by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

Will Rice College

College of Gods and Goddesses

Will Rice College, one of the nine residential colleges on the Rice University campus, is historically known as the college of Gods and Goddesses.

by blinker555 August 20, 2008

Riceburner Marlon

Any guy that drives a rice burner. Usually, but not limited to, 16-20 year olds. You can usually identify them by looking at them. They will look like tools. Sometimes they will have asian looking hair, and look like they got dressed in the dark. If visual identification fails, you can always tell after talking to them. They will have shit taste in music, and talk about how their ricer is so fast. Just ask them, and they will gladly tell you about all the Mustangs they beat (yeah, pausenot). Conversation is usually limited to very few topics with riceburner marlons. They seem incapable of talking about anything other than their cars, lame music, or either lies about all the women they get, or their fear of women. Usually the latter.

Andre and James are sitting at Taco Bell and see a guy drive by in a multicolored Integra with many rust spots. Of course they heard him before they saw him, due to his exhaust which sounds like an airplane/weedeater thing. The guy driving it has raggedy hair, a button up shirt (that he has worn every day that week), and is blairing some band called "Skillet" out of his blown speakers.

Andre: Man, look at that fucking riceburner.

James: Yeah, that guy has seen The Fast and The Furious too many times. And just look at the guy, he's such a Riceburner Marlon.

Ex2

Normal person: Hey man, I just got payed. We should go to Taco Bell!

Riceburner Marlon: I just got a 5-speed automatic manual 6 speed tranny

Normal person: Cool. So uh, what do you say about some food.

Riceburner Marlon: Oil change compression ratio 15 inch rim standard shift knowb.

Normal person: Ok...

by MrAWatts September 30, 2007

rice glue

The famous Japanese desert called Mochi, made up of melted rice and lots and lots of pounding of wooden sticks. It's generally quite sticky that's were it gets it's nickname from "rice glue".

Rice glue is eaten mostly around the Japanese new year.

Steven- "OOH did you hear, it's that time of year again were in japan lots of rice glue is going to be beaten and eaten."

Bill- "MMMMM rice glue."

by Snuber January 13, 2009

riceist

someone who prefers white rice but dislikes brown rice

see how he wont even look at the brown rice what a riceist.

by sir kramer the great April 13, 2013