drunken highlight real

The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night

Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?

Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.

by John Chayer April 5, 2010

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real

Saying it ain't so

Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real

by Kite October 22, 2003

Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger

Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.

by The real Guru July 28, 2018

Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.

1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

real date

The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the girl is 20 pounds heavier and is neither "fun" or "easy going."

Hey, so which site is your date tonight from? None, it's a real date.

by The Nev January 7, 2009

@realDonaldTrump

holy shit, its gone!

@realDonaldTrump was banned on January 8th, 2021 due to the Presidents Supporters raiding the US capital on January 6th, 2021.

by 1nkyd1nky January 9, 2021

IV real

The inside joke created by Kherington and the rest of the dancers on So You Think You Can Dance. Meaning for real, the IV being the roman numeral for four. The sign being, reaching your left arm up and placing the pinky, ring finger, middle finger, and pointer finger on the side of your shoulder that points the same way as your face and your thumb on the back of your shoulder.

Look! Twitch and Comfort are throwing up the IV Real sign!

by Madexline August 28, 2008