A Redneck Piece of White Trash 

Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts

Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts

Likes to shoot his guns in the dark

Likes to hang out in the trailer park

Has got used tires and in good shape

Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape

Who are you to tell them they got no class?

They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!

Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo

Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos

Likes drinking beer while working on their car

Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard

They like to burb and they like to fart

They like picking up girls when they go to walmart

They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass

Every night they go to bed with a buzz

They dream that they are drinking

They wake up and they are

They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead

They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed

They like to fish and hunt when their drunk

They like to have sex in the back of their truck

You can tall them rude and crude and crass

But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

They like to dip and they like to spit

They like talking on the phone while taking a shit

They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.

Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?

Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.

A Redneck Piece of White Trash by Secularistdestroyer July 20, 2025

Funky redneck surpise 

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

Funky redneck surpise by Kittykatplaysss July 20, 2025

South african redneck 

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

South african redneck by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020

Goofy Ass Redneck 

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

Goofy Ass Redneck by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

late onset redneck syndrome 

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.

Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .

late onset redneck syndrome by lefpudeler December 10, 2023

New York Redneck 

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.

Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.

New York Redneck by EPMark December 20, 2023

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert 

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025