Kansas shitty queef 

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

Kansas shitty queef by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

beer queef 

alcoholic pussy farts

"Ashley just beer queefed"

beer queef by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

Chief Queef 

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.

Chief Queef is our Lord and Savior.

Chief Queef by Succulent_buthay3939 November 26, 2021

queet or queef 

The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.

Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell?

queet or queef by Thuganomics 101 March 13, 2004

Lemon Pepper Queef Salad 

Reeses' favorite snack

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!

Lemon Pepper Queef Salad by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022

man-queef 

the noise the penis makes when ejaculating whilst rubbing the bollocks

spurt-queef! what a wank!!
hey man... i just had a man-queef!

man-queef by louiciia October 14, 2011

vaginal queef mist 

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.

I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!

vaginal queef mist by Wheatus April 15, 2004