Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

chutney punch

It's when you punch someone in the bum bum.

That chutney punch got me right on the itchy brown eye you sperm licker.

Nice chutney punch, I'll give your square watch back tomorrow.

by Marvingdawg February 15, 2014

fruity punch

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

by Fruity punch February 25, 2014

tackle punch

what Shaq does to coworkers

Did you see Shaq just run out of the room and tackle punched his coworker?!?!

by SqueezyP May 3, 2014

Tinkerbell Punch

When one punches a lady in the breast region. Often for reasons of malice and annoyance, and leading to a slight discomfort in the nipple area.

"Susan is such a bitch, she tinkerbell punched me the other day for calling her sister a slut. My nips hurt like hell!"

by Bdarnz May 5, 2014