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Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.
by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017
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Slap-Patch

A patch of white/grey in a person's Afro.
I dare you to give that guys's slap-patch a slap!
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017
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Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!
Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!
by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017
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cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
by jgcskd December 20, 2017
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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head
Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!
by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017
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Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
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