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Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
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Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away
by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021
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Patrick

Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022
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patrick walker

massive fucking stud. huge muscles. star of the life of patrick show
by Your fat mother January 6, 2022
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Patrick star syndrome

The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.
Why is she crying?

Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
by Tuffemaverick January 6, 2022
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Patrick

The Sexiest person you'll ever meet
Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.
by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022
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Patrick

Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.
Wait you spent that much on her.... what a Patrick.
by Dubsack69 January 11, 2022
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