two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

Orientation dokey pots

When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.

"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )

Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg

Orientation dokey pots

by Brooklyngregg October 14, 2023

pot smoking poncho

a baja sweatshirt commonly worn while hitting some kind bud :

hey, you got shit? i see youre wearing your pot smoking poncho, so you wanna hit some?

by comfortablynumb420 September 15, 2010

coastal steam pot

refers to the vigina of any woman living on the coast, Atlantic or Pacific.

Man I'd like a taste of that coastal steam pot.

by farch June 20, 2009

Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Pot-Belly dwarf

Someone who is short, they also have a pot belly and an orange backpack. They also can be called Pop-Belly dwarf

“Oh look it’s the pot-Belly dwarf again”

by DamoSchool July 11, 2022

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016