One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
by someoneouthere September 13, 2008
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To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
by TomKVideo December 9, 2008
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Get the Sweet potato mug.A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.
potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
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