Potato Fuck 

Sloppy fat slob who trolled high school potato bars in the late 80s in southeast Houston area. Could often be seen returning to the bar for a refill of toppings prompting "No Refills" signs to be displayed by faculty staff.

Hey Mike, check out Potato Fuck, he's going back for more butter and cheese.

Potato Fuck by MWL November 10, 2008

potato war 

a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.

Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.

potato war by Jordan T Lee July 5, 2007

potato bug 

1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.

2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.

1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.

2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.

potato bug by IspyAbass September 18, 2009

Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person

Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room

Potato Texting by rodroddy May 1, 2010

Potato Kisser 

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

Potato Kisser by degefo June 6, 2012

potato shit 

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

potato shit by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

potato wizard 

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

potato wizard by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017