potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack

I gave her some potato tits

by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010

arabian potato chip

ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat

if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god

by hotts October 23, 2007

Crack Potato

A crack potato is simply a baked potato laced with crack cocaine. The lacing can be done by either placing whole crack rocks into the potato, crushing up the rocks and sprinkling them on the potato, or by liquefying crack rocks and spreading it on the potato, much like one would do with butter. The crack potato is considered a delicacy among many inner-city minority populations, mainly those of the African American persuasion.

Urbanite 1: "I heard that DaRashad is having a fancy party in his studio apartment tonight to celebrate his pay raise to $6.75/hr. There are supposed to be some crack potatoes there! Mmmmmmm!"

Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"

Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"

by Mr. Krax February 4, 2008

Self-Potato

A colony of random potatos that are conceited.

He always looks at himself in the mirror. He's so fat that he could be a self-potato.

by TheExcercistLenalee July 13, 2010

couch potato

they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food

couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No

by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015

Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

Potato

The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.

My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005