Poon

A really normal person. Possibly the only one

Hey poon you little normal fuck why are you hanging around with such weirdos?

by PJandJ123 February 13, 2021

Poon

When u have a drag on a high Nic hoon when ur sitting on the dunny and u get the Nic shits

“Oi cunt imma boost gotta have a poon”

by Youngslayer69 February 23, 2021

Poon

A common term in south west Florida used to refer to Tarpon in fishing.

Wanna go out on the boat and catch some poon

by Fishingtyler23 March 20, 2021

Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.

Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways

by Pooner69 June 12, 2021

Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.

Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.

by Clark gwold December 12, 2024

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025