dirty pipes

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

by Jghouls January 21, 2016

Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.

Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!

by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016

chunk pipe

A pipe used to smoke chunks of dope. Can refer to either crack cocaine or fentanyl chunk dope.

Old head: lemme get a hitta that chunk pipe boy

by peanut coke plug October 28, 2022

choke the piper

to give a very hard handjob.

Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...

by Jellen Wu April 26, 2008

Smoke the man pipe

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

by Quagmike September 16, 2009

Fresh of the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton June 30, 2011

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014