The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.
George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
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The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.
Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.
Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.
Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.
Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?
Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.
Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?
Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.
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