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Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.
Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle
by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.
The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019
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period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.
Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019
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Period

a thing that happens once a month for girls and blood leaks out of their vagina
O NO i got my period
by Bob su November 25, 2019
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period snuggle

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth
by K8crouth November 11, 2018
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Period

Saying the word “period” not only means you get no bitches but it also refers to the definition of lesbian.
Omg becky it’s giving baddieee perioddd”
by Quandale Dingle ||| March 18, 2022
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