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landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021
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Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)
That Aaron is painted.
by Swede12345 June 26, 2021
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painting

A form of art created with paint and a paintbrush.
I hung up my painting in the living room after I cleaned my hands.
by aopi ghlcrjilfnvbkfelwjvoiekng January 13, 2022
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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
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painted rim

When you cum on someone's butthole and "paint the rim"
Man, he gave me a painted rim last night. I'm still trying to clean up.
by Failstaff July 8, 2022
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The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013
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Tamil Painting

Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.

2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
I gave my best friend Julia a Tamil Painting for his birthday and she loved it.
by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024
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