dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

Chickin pickin

Eddie Van Halen’s guitar playing between the time periods 6:15-6:29 in the song “Pleasure Dome.” Very light, fast, and requires excellent guitar “picking” skills.

“There goes Eddie chickin pickin again.”
“How on earth does he do that??”

by stinky-poop-fart March 12, 2023

chicken picking

The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.

Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.

By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.

by Transition79 January 1, 2023

Lewis Pickersgill

A sexy genius, who is fond of potatoes and has an unsupported hatred for sweet potatoes.

Lewis Pickersgill is an absolute G.

by Not Rags April 10, 2023

Mr.Picket

Mr Picket is the only person who works at UMA who genuinly gives a fuck about the students. His room is a safe space and it is the only good time you have to get homework done. He asks how your doing and gives you advice on how to fix your life. He has done almost everything a human can do and is a walking google.

Mr.Picket is such a pimp, he cant stop pulling bitches.

by wedgiewalker May 3, 2023

dick pick

basically a toothpick but it's for your tip.

there was some cum on my tip, so i used a dick pick to get it out !

by Youngboyonpornhub June 16, 2023