sexy motherfucker in black pants

Jim Morrison

I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.

by Cwillcox20AFC January 4, 2017

no no parts

Basically your private part.

MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

Purple Pants

A common slur for Italians with a bad sense of fashion. The victims of the slur usually follow the most popular trends even if it calls for reinventing the word tacky.

Did you see the purple pants mongrels? They were both wearing their louis vuitton man-purses with matching purple jeans.

by Patrick the Purveyor April 18, 2010

fat pants

pants which must be purchased because the wearer has gained so much weight

I have to go buy some fat pants today because I gained so much weight at the company's free luncheons, that my old ones are too small. What's that about?

by wsfc May 13, 2005

Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

by unsped May 30, 2006

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!

Tom DeLonge is so hot I can't believe it.

by Erin October 23, 2004

capri pants

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

by Lady Csyde August 30, 2007