ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

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boyfriend effect

The boyfriend effect is when you get with a man who makes you feel safe and comforted and you’re not ashamed to be yourself around them and you don’t feel the constant need to dress up or put make up on. Many people see this as a flaw, but when a girl/woman feels comfortable to let a man see her with wet hair, no make up, and in comfortable clothes, that’s the best feeling. The feeling of secureness.

Friend#1:Girl I think the boyfriend effect is really hitting me i haven’t worn makeup in a week!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!

by spiderpigishere February 2, 2024

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California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.

“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend”

by MrWebber October 9, 2025

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boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

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