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Ninja Pooper 

A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
Ninja Pooper by KimberDubs March 28, 2009
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Super Ninja 

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:

Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.

Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.

The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.

The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.

There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Ryu Hayabusa is a Super Ninja, and has saved the world from the apocalypse at least seven times now, and all because his enemies massacred his clan.
Super Ninja by Zero Beat February 28, 2009

Cheesecake Ninja 

1.A fat ass ninja who is a player by day and getting laid by night
2. Someone who is the second highest ranking of ninjas and has a army of skater purple ninja, tho the purple ninja panda is always the top
In that movie john was the strongest ninja but i think jake was the cheesecake ninja cuz hes the only one who got any
Cheesecake Ninja by kenji slut October 28, 2009

Ask a ninja 

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...
Ask a ninja by Sketchface May 28, 2010

hooded ninja 

An uncircumcised penis.
Some woman prefer guys with hooded ninjas.
hooded ninja by suicideboy January 4, 2008
Ancient Japanese warrior, well trained in the art of stealth. Some tools of the trade include shuriken, swords, daggers, and knives. Ninja were part of a clan.
"This isn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
Ninja by Mad Walrus April 30, 2006

Ninja Vanish 

When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded
I didn't want to have sex with him so I pulled a ninja vanish and disappeared.
Ninja Vanish by ElMaestro June 29, 2011