Network Administrator

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

Cartoon Network

- A tv channel that kicks Nickelodeon's ass. (but fucked up Dexter' Lab by downgrading the graphics of the characters and quality of the show. Like the animator died and the got some a** to do it.

I watch Cartoon Network to watch Adult Swim.

by RyoGen June 25, 2004

netto

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!

Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!

by Stacie July 28, 2004

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003

network viking

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

by Owen January 29, 2004

netfamous

Adj.
1. On-line notoriety gained on the internet either through websites or on-line chatting.

Youtube posters hope to one day become netfamous.

by nssone April 7, 2007

netheimer's

When you go to do something on the internet but forget what you were going to do.

My friend SilverRoses got netheimer's while surfing the internet while drunk.

by im_shadowwalker November 6, 2011