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Quack Nap

A nap in a swamp where ducks chill
Adrian: man I accidentally took a quack nap

Cassandra: oh mate you have bread in ya hair
by Zoe Biancofiore September 30, 2019
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Nap

Something to fuck up your sleeping schedule.
That nap just fucked my sleeping schedule.
by The Real Parkour Master April 20, 2017
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nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.
We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.
by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020
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rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.
"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"
by THE HAM666 December 12, 2011
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Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.
Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.
by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022
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NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.
#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)
by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019
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bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap
Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap
by Slleeppyy November 1, 2015
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