Nummy

Nummy is a cooler way of saying awkward. You can also express the feeling of awkwardness with "nums" for short. No, nummy does not mean "tasty," as you might think. It is nummy that people think that...

"That kid thinks nummy means yummy"
"Nummy, breh!

"Wow, didn't those two just break up, but now they're best friends?"
"Totally nums breh!"

by 206SWAGBOI September 8, 2011

NUMLOCK

The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.

Alt codes require the numlock to be on.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

numtastic

adj. 1) of or relating to deliciousness 2) taste with steez

Jen thinks margaritas are absolutely numtastic.

by gangsta jen jen April 3, 2008

Numberbatized

Its like being alphabatized, only doing it with numbers instead of letters.

"I numberbatized the reservations for you Koby", said Brendan.

by KpedersonBRichter February 17, 2010