drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.

Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.

by habi123 November 1, 2021

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020

Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.

dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right

by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021

DA MOOSE

A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.

That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.

by DAMOOSE1354 January 15, 2019