Moon Minute

An under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than Earth. A moon minute lasts longer than an Earth minute. Usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.

Taylaa: "Hey, go cook lunch"

Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"

*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*

by Jupiters Burrito July 25, 2010

Football minute

A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour

Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.

by pseudopsychonym September 12, 2014

Monette

During the act of fellatio, when the male forgets to ejaculate; to forget to cum.

Gary: "I've got a story to tell about the girl I was with last night."

Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."

Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."

by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010

5 Minute Rule

The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.

This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.

On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.

This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:

"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"

"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."

by Get it. May 7, 2009

New York Minute

1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.

2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne

1. My life changed in a New York minute

2. WOOO I fainally beat Max Payne on New York Minute.

by Just zis guy, you know? December 11, 2003

Manute

A manute is a minute or a moment during which a man finds himself doing something for no reason other than because he is a man.

This term was coined by 'Abdullah Hamzah Shari'ati.

For example: A man finds himself, just after coming out of the shower, making goofy faces in the miror for a minute or more....a man minute; a manute.

by Seven Feathers April 13, 2012

Hall monitor

Someone who watches the halls at all times at your school. They will give you looks. They will break your bones

Person 1 oh no its the HALL MONITOR
person 2 get over it shes nice
Person 1 havent you heard she broke someones arm

by Tjfcm1781o January 16, 2020