suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."
by Bob Hadababby January 11, 2016
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Gubigul Monster

Humans of the female species, usually below average height. Most of these Gubiguls have been seen as 5'1. These little fuckers think they are the shit and talk a big game. While in reality, they are too scared to ask for an extra ketchup packet at Wendy's. These monsters are usually very feisty, humorous, and unnecessarily beautiful. This all to drag you in a pitfall of emotions and confusion, from which they feed on. Beware of encountering one of such Gubiguls.

You will never know what their true intentions are.
"She is so short yet so loud, is she one of those Gubigul Monsters?"

"Yea she definitely is, don't get caught up in her you will never escape"
by penzx July 29, 2021
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where the monster at?

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4
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hooded monster

I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”
by Johntheattack helicopter February 09, 2018
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Joshie Monster

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James
by Swansey November 12, 2021
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monster mashed

“Yo John u goodnah Mate I’m monster mashed”
by Yehyehnah December 06, 2020
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The Perc Monster

When you take multiple Percocets and you get super booted up to the point where you look passed out. The common joke among people who pop Percocets is you start seeing the Perc Monster when you get that way.
The perc 30 slapping him, the perc monster got him.
by Big Daddy Rikka December 03, 2019
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