Moira Brown

When you lay a woman down, plop your ass on top of her face, and take a dook right between her upper lip and nose, giving her a mustache.

Last night, I got so horny I gave Jenny a Moira Brown.

by KJR08 August 11, 2014

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

moist

The most hated word in the English language. Means 'wet' and is often used to relate to the state of a female's nether regions.

Aaron: I made her so moist last night!
Bill: I know, right?
Charles: Shut up, I hate that word.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.

Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?

by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016

Moiv

a pissmeoff

That guys an asshole.

Yeah, a real moiv.

by Wug13523 September 8, 2009

Moist Armpit

When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.

Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!

by ARBurgesss January 24, 2013