Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

A Minecraft Movie

Pls spell it correctly there is an a in front of the Minecraft

A Minecraft movie

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022