Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc

She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.

by aljuhara June 9, 2007

Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.

I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!

by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007

Stale Meme Syndrome

A shitty old meme that Finn generally says and think it's funny.

Finn: Oh shit waddup!

Finn: Ey B0ss!
Jack: Fucking stop.
Jack: You have stale meme syndrome.

by whysissi July 5, 2016

Memelord

The title taken by manly, near perfect male specimen with masterful brains and long penises. The only way to become a Memelord is to dedicate your paltry existence to iFunny and then proclaim yourself a lord of your very own memedom.

I let him fuck me because he's a memelord.

by TrumpisDad December 5, 2016

memorex

Fake or watered down, e.g. decaffeinated coffee, diet coke. From the commercial "Is it real or is it Memorex!"

Gimee a cuppa java! Real or Memorex?

by octopod November 9, 2003

University of Memphis

The University of Memphis is located in Memphis Tennessee, pretty much the only school that isn't full of racist, homophobic frat boys (University of Tennessee). Our culturally diverse campus, outstanding football team, basketball teams, and music scene are what makes the Tigers stellar. Students trick people into going to religious events by promising free food and naming it something that doesn't sound religious at all. Where the music and theatre majors are always high, and all of the parties play the same five fucking trap songs over and over. Even the white ones. Frat row is the scariest place to walk at night in Memphis.

Go Tigers Go and fuck Ole Piss

The University of Memphis has the finest and baddest bitches in Tennessee.

by tigers901 February 3, 2017

memable

A derivative of the word "memorable".

That day was filled with adventure and by far the most memable day in our lives.

by wordwhiz March 29, 2008