Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 9, 2012

Matt

God represented in a Mii.

Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!

by phelldymein September 30, 2019

matt

somebody who rages over small things.

Person 1 - Why'd you take my FUCKING pen?
Person 2 - Yo man don't be a matt.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

matt🤠

he is ugly and a fuck boy and will leave u on delivered but you will keep him around cause he’s tall

matt🤠 is a bitch

by nurse nigga April 16, 2020

matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 28, 2016

matt himple

The perfection being really tall.

You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?

by GooseMN January 10, 2009

MATT Z

A scruffy older gentleman that trys to relive his past through surrounding himself with younger people, usually fresh outta highschool.

"Hey let's go over to MATT Z's house after school, we can do anything there"

by MrArizona November 19, 2011