Sigma Male

A coping mechanism invented by a special group of men at the very bottom of the pecking order to delude themselves into thinking that they could make friends if they wanted to, that they could get women if they wanted to, and that they could be the boss, but chose not to. Being a "sigma male" is the lowest a man can sink. If you define "beta males" as "domesticated men", then a "sigma male" is a man who is not only domesticated by society to the point of being unable to express their true thoughts, feelings, desires and interests in fear of being rejected and/or made fun of again, but also, unlike the traditional beta male that is at least to some extent in touch with their reality, "sigma males" delude themselves into thinking that this is not their reality, that they do not care that they're alone and unloved, and that they don't care about social hierarchy, despite them already falling short of this claim just by the fact alone that they're trying to get people to buy into their frame that they're part of this category of "aloof men that are not social rejects but actually looked up to". "Sigma males" commonly completely lack self-awareness, which is also why they don't realize that they're contradicting themselves every time they open their mouth to proclaim their made up definition of themselves, not just by the fact that they do it in the first place, but also with every sentence they say to describe themselves.

"I'm a sigma male, I don't care about social hierarchy, I could be on top of it but I choose to be outside of it because I'm too cool! I'm humble and all women find me sexy, but it's hard for me to find an interest in women because not many women can match me, and beta males wish they could be me but they could never be as cool as me!!"

- "I see, it sounds like you're really doing a lot better these days. :) Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today, but would you like to come in again tomorrow at 6pm?"

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"You think they're insufferable now? Just wait until they become self aware, then they'll run around telling you that "they WOULD describe themselves as sigma males, since the definition applies to them, but they don't want to associate themselves with the people that traditionally use the term." "

--See the amount of coping "sigma males" (Thumbs down) triggered by this definition in comparison to other engaged users (Thumbs up) below--

by COPING OMEGALUL April 28, 2021

male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

by Ms. Petunia July 13, 2005

male romper

A one piece garment that is an odd mix between a shirt and a shorts. Often worn by gay men. It must also be noted that those who do wear male rompers usually are flaming gay not masculine gay.

Latin root word: "rumper" meaning: to take it up the rump.

"Joey bought a male romper." Friend 1.

"Bruh, you know what that means? He is DTR (down to rump)" Friend 2.

"He couldn't decide if he wanted a cargo shorts or a t-shirt." Friend 1.

"Yeah but that also means he's DTR and loves blowjobs." Friend 2.

"Yasssssss" Friend 1.

"Omg Carl! I had to take off my male romper to take a shit. I was butt ass naked and cold." "I saw a glory hole and that warmed me up inside." Friend 1

"Hell nooooo, Bobby! I told you to leave those glory holes alone." "Don't let your male romper touch this nasty floor." Friend 2

by Male Romper May 18, 2017

Ziggy Marley

a son of Bob Marley who is a reggae superstar in his own right. He performed with his brother Stephen and 2 sisters in the Melody Makers in the 20th century and now is on his own, as is all the other Melody Makers. He is true to his legendary father's legacy.

I saw Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers as an opening act for the B-52s in 1990, as an opener for Midnight Oil in 1993 and as a headlining act in 1998. It was great Caribbean rock'n'roll and good vibes each time. See Ziggy Marley for top-quality reggae.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

4th Gen Male Visual Center

4th Gen Male Visual Center is a term used to describe TREASURE's Watanabe Haruto because of his jaw-dropping visuals and stage presence. Even though you're not his fan, he'll surely snatch your heart.

"Do you know this guy? He's so handsome!"

"Yes, he's Watanabe Haruto. His stage presence are no jokes as his low tone voice. Did he already snatched your heart? "

"Yep, and I heart that he's called 4th gen male visual center. To be honest he deserves it!"

"Exactly!"

by haruto p. nakapogi October 20, 2020

male infanticide

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Beta Male

You.
A beta male is someone who has characteristics of a female, e.g. you.

Me: Look at that beta male searching for the definition of beta male. Pathetic.

by ihfsdihaoifd March 7, 2022