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orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.
Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023
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Mackin' the Babes

Verb: To mack, or hit on, numerous women at the same time.
Guy One: Dang brah, you're getting all the ladies!
Guy Two: I know!
Guy One: How do you do it so well!?
Guy Two: I've been mackin' the babes since '95 bro.
by Sir-Macks-A-Lot November 19, 2009
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Macintoosh

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.
George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!
by JackMalice September 25, 2010
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Macintoshin'

The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.

You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.
OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!
by LoyalSubjectoftheBasedGod September 10, 2011
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East Machias

by TheTruther999 December 5, 2010
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cracker mackin'

When a black man goes to the club looking to pick up a white girl.
Damn, look at your boy Jerome. He's cracker mackin' hard. He's been bouncing around the club all night hitting on every white girl in here!
by usmafia808 July 9, 2012
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macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting
iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!
by e March 27, 2004
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