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Machias is fun but not to good at singing. hes very good at singing let it go tho. hes the suggar daddy to girls named emily and lanaya. he is always cast as prince eric in the little mermaid. hes not toooo atractive but hes not ugly. his hair is nice tho. he is kinda smart. and all of his siblings have weird names. he will most likley end up getting his ear pierced when he is older. he has lots of problems and he probably dosent like you. joey is his best friend. he has a dog thats thick. he can hardcore parcore
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machias by hottie123xz September 30, 2020
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Machias, Maine 

A small town, on the eastern coast of maine, isolated from any other known civilization. You must like Allen's Coffee Brandy to be able to "hang" here. Marijuana also serves as a large civic pass-time and is cultivated by almost all of the inhabitents of Machias. In Machias, mothers shoot coyotes out of the kitchen window, and dining on muskrat for dinner is not unheard of. Pit parties and camping in random places in the woods serve as forms of excitement for most of the younger generation. Its fun!
I drank alot of coffee brandy last night in Machias, Maine.

Washington Academy, East Machias 

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.
If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.

East Machias 

East Machias by TheTruther999 December 5, 2010

julia macias 

kid : "MOMMY JULIA MACIAS STOLE MY CHIPS"
julia macias by julia mocos September 29, 2019

machiavelli 

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.
Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.
machiavelli by g f b February 27, 2008
Macias is a unique hispanic last name in which they’re out-going and fun to be around. There’s always a good time with a Macias around
Hell yeah this a Macias party !!
Macias by e.macias March 17, 2019