Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 9, 2012

Matt

God represented in a Mii.

Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!

by phelldymein September 30, 2019

matt

somebody who rages over small things.

Person 1 - Why'd you take my FUCKING pen?
Person 2 - Yo man don't be a matt.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

dvs-matt

A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.

See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.

by JACKOFFASAUR January 13, 2008

matt himple

The perfection being really tall.

You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?

by GooseMN January 10, 2009

matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 28, 2016

matt reedy

A little bitch who likes to suck big dicks

Yo she is pulling a matt reedy

by the cunt licker December 15, 2016