Chain Saw Massacre II

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob, and you wake up the next day with tiny cuts on your dick.

Dayum, that bitch with braces gave me a Chain Saw Massacre II last night

by Lock Aria July 10, 2011

Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

rank of master

The title that the council won't grant to Anakin, instead, they advise him to take a seat.

Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.

by we do not grant you November 19, 2019

emotion(al) masturbation

Purposely watching or thinking about sad subject matter in order to purposely provoke an emotional release (most commonly in the form of crying).

The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.

by crystalvibezzz123 June 22, 2020

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

by Megamoistman69420 December 12, 2021

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020