Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?
You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
by dxpe? December 15, 2023

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
by AHULL October 16, 2022

by Liggitylog April 28, 2025

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

by Bodhei April 9, 2019
