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Louis

The type of guy who has incest with his cousin, probably named Georgina Barnhill, but doesn't realize its incest.

He probably also thinks that incest means "good at sex" or something like that.
James: I was chilling with my cousin last night :)
Oliver: Dude, stop being a Louis
James: What? You mean I'm good at having sex?
Oliver: No, you are so stupid, WHAT A LOUIS YOU ARE!
by RoofShoes June 1, 2018
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Louisiana Windchime

Lynching a black person and leaving them hanging from a tree in your front yard as ornaments.
Back in the day, guys used to round the negroes up and make some Louisiana Windchimes.
by C the kike November 5, 2005
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Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!
by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010
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Joe Louis

Full name: Joeseph Louis Barrow
Alias: " The Brown Bomber"
Born: 1914 in Lafayette, Alabama
died: April 12, 1981 in Las Vegas.

In Most Boxing experts one of if not the best boxers ever. The only other fighters that could give him a run for the best ever are
Muhammad Ali
Sugar Ray Robinson
and Rocky Marciano (he went undefeated)
Jack Johnson

Joe Started Boxing professionally in 1934 and won the Heavyweight
championship in 1937

He is most know for losing to German Journeyman Max Schmeling (died feb 2 2005 at 99 years of age) in 1936 and in the rematch Knocking out the Supposed "Nazi" in 1 round

Joe Lewis retired in 1956 after losing to Rocky Marciano...(in Joes Defense Joe was 36 and Forced out of retiremen by the Irs )

Joe final record was 68-3-0 54Ko's
If he couldof stayed retired He would of been 60-1-0

Louis held the belt longer than any other champion in history.

rip
Joe Lewis was such a good fighter that everytime he defended his belt the opponent was "The bum of the month"

Joe Ran from no one!

Rip
by kow_heman May 15, 2005
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Louisiana Hotstick

While doing a chick doggy-style, one pulls his dick out and rubs it in the pool of dip-spit he's deposited on the small of his mate's back and proceeds to re-insert.
When I gave Edna the ol' Louisiana Hotstick, she bucked around like a bronco on Friday night!
by wwhite mann August 29, 2006
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Louisville

A Fourth Rate Shithole City in Kentucky characterized by high levels of poverty, a decrepit overall city, poor infrastructure and an even shittier school system if such can be achieved in Kentucky. It's main claim to fame is KFC, Muhammad Ali and shitty concoction known as Bourbon. The city smells like the southbound end of a northbound jackass because of the Ohio River Valley and pollution. Valley of the Drums a known environmental cleanup project is located 15 miles South of the city and it leaked into the groundwater. Therefore residents are often socially stunted and educationally challenged to make the phrase smarter than a 5th grade a real challenge in Louisvile.

Culture only exists if one of the green teeth Bubbas picks the stale food between his teeth and its pretty much a post industrial nightmare of stark buildings, shitty design, bomb cratered streets that sit unkempt while a billion dollar basketball palace sits empty 300 plus days a year because there is no NBA team only the Louisville Cardinals and a few women's team games and concerts for the rest of the year. Frankly, this place totally blows so much to make the Hollywood Madam jealous
Louisville is a festering shithole on the Ohio River that makes Cincinnati seem like you're living again in a developed country.

Louisville being so lacking in culture and people with common sense and intelligence is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of society.
by Louisvilleblowsgoats January 13, 2020
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Louis "Lapdancing" Gray

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*
US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."
by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005
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