Live Laughed Loved

When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.

White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot

You: Ma'am I-

WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved

by deceased pancakes May 19, 2019

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

Laughing Zebra

Dan and Adam's pub. come on down for...zebra-tastic fun!

"ha bra, fancy a bit of LZ?"

by dandeath September 24, 2004

laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008

laighton

An AMAZING person who is always there for you

Have you met Laighton, she is AWESOME

by Theraea July 2, 2017

Laughke

To laugh and then choke

by Gabe October 17, 2003

half-laughed

Usually Dealing With Smoking Marijuana. When You Just Don't Get High Enough And You Need Just A Couple More Hits. It is considered Half-laughed

Come on man just give me one more hit im only half-laughed.

by swanson(illest) June 10, 2008